READ: Pussy Economy

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The Country is in a recession, and its time for people trade in blames; PDP to APC, Surrogates of both parties, Learned to ignorant, Christians to Muslim, Young to Old, etc.

Sadly, this article isn’t here to dissect the country’s economical problems on the macro scale, rather, I’ll treat the micro scale. The only thing that makes all men thick and tips the mood scale of every human being SEX DRIVE. More recently, it seems the Ladies’ drive is in under drive like that of the country’s economy; kinda like the USD exchange rate, the higher it goes, the tighter their legs.

Ladies, it cannot be emphasized how unfair this is to us. The country is hard enough for us all already; retrenchments, budget cuts, low revenue, lower profit margin sales, after all this, you deny us all the source of joy? *Scoffs*. Don’t say I’m being emasculating or referring to you as toys, but you have to understand that after braving the economic situation to ensure flow of income to put food on the table and provide for other stuffs, you denying him sex, does not help his subconscious to solve problems while asleep.

I’m not just talking about married folks, I’m talking of all relationships here ooo. From adultery to in a relationship, friends with benefits to one nightfling, Every leg has gone tighter than the CBN implementing the 2016 budget.

EPP us become a better and happier man, if everyman and woman had sex the night before, they’ll definitely show up in good moods, which will affect all our micro economy, and on a massive scale, ultimately improves the macro-economy.

Just saying, if we all got sex, the tension and pressures of the recession will be felt less, which ultimately improves our decision making skills and then takes us out of the recession. Rice is becoming out of reach to some of us, don’t take the puna away too naa!!!

Safe

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One comment on “READ: Pussy Economy”

  1. Unorthodox says:

    You’re MAD (in an appreciative manner)

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