READ: The Child’s Play
I have several codes I observe about my social life, and one of them, is “do not come along with a friend on the first 3 dates”
A lawyer friend hollered at me months ago about a date he set up with a “once upon a old crush” at Ajah (from YabaYaba).. Conversation is a tard amusing..
Bar: Guy!! how far? Where u dey?
Me: I’m dey.. I dey Lagos.. Any show?
Bar: remember that babe I tell you about. I get date with am, I reach here finish, she wan bring her baby and her sis.
Me: 😂😂😂 You weren’t readyyy *in Hart’s voice*
Bar: I serz oo.
Me: Shey u wan make I come meet u?
Bar: I dey Ajah, for one eatery.
Me: wahhhhhh!!😅😅😂😂. After that journey, she sprung a Vardy on ur Wenger ass.
Bar: Wetin make I tell am?
Me: Nothing.. Finish what she started; Collect her sis number. She legal yet?
Bar: you don crase finish!!!😄😄 I know say na wetin u go talk be that.. She’s abt early 20’s.
Me: toh, if u don know, u need my permission? Baba, I want to believe its a blessing in disguise. Evewitin happens for a reason my brother..
Bar: bhet bhet…
Me: don’t bhet anything.. Get that number and do every man out there proud.
Bar: God go strengthen me..
Me: wah bring God inside this matter? Anyways he stated “7babes per niggys” sha.. Good news when next we talk…
Bar: later now…
After 4days he hollers again and lord knows I could see his grin through the speakers.. Said getting the number was easier than he imagined; she flirted with him and grace him her number in a paper squeezed into the palm when saying his goodbyes.. She was better looking than the sis, Berra physique and zero baby daddy baggage unlike the sis.
It kennot be emphasized enough, that friend you bring on that date might just take ur spot in a brother’s life. Kontunu to bring a friend to a simple quiet date.. *sips coffee* I’m a nice guy, iwun when you say “ken I bring a friend to chill, since she’s bored and bf isn’t in town”.. So I have become Chilavert, my place is for chills like indomie chilli? Next weekend, shell be chilling without you… #confidenceGame is 🙌🙌🙌..